Langer on Tour

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Salaam from Morocco

Asilah

As the train hurtles out of town, Tangier gradually yields to unfinished residential blocks. Houses permanently lie in wait of the next storey to be added as the family grows. Women collect firewood, children kick footballs around muddy fields and goats wander aimlessly drawing their minders in their wake. Roaming the hills and mountains of Morocco on the whims of half a dozen goats remains a common occupation.

The trains are fertile hunting grounds for hustlers who melt into the crowds scanning for tourists and backpackers. The routine is the same as before and in time becomes boringly familiar; hotels, hash and carpets. Always hash, always carpets. Disembarking at Asilah i am approached by a young man who leads me to the town centre. Fouad provides the usual questions and i provide the usual lies. Here for a few days, i have a hotel booked, our house is chock full of carpets. Nonetheless Fouad persuades me to check out a small "guesthouse" run by his neighbours. The guesthouse turns out to be the bottom floor of the family´s house. It is however roomy and clean and for the same price as a cheap hotel a plate from the family´s dinner table is thrown into the bargain. So why not?

Fouad shows me around town. The Mujaheddin graveyard - forbidden to foreigners but you can have a peek from the 15th century Portuguese ramparts fending off the Atlantic Ocean below. The Medina, a blue rinse of clean, narrow cobblestone alleyways, hosts one of North Africa´s premier art festivals. And the local cafes, filled with men playing cards and board games; nursing coffees or mint teas; watching English and Spanish football on the TV; and smoking hash.

Under benignly smiling photographs of the King Mohammed V, Fouad introduces his friends. It would transpire that most of these young men earn their living from tourists in the legal and illegal service industries. Some have degrees in economics, languages or tourism, but nearly all despair of finding work related to their qualifications and studies. Graduate jobs are hard to come by - and often dispensed to those with the right connections or family name rather than the best qualifications. Munir tells of his forthcoming interview for a cabin crew position with an international airline. This is the job that will set his family up for the next thirty years -and brings the added bonus of travel outside Morocco.

Visas to travel to or work in Europe or America are now extremely difficult to come by. Most of the lads bemoan that since 9/11 the West sees them only as potential terrorists and they laugh at the portrayals on CNN of "the Arab street". Where is this street? Can we go there? Others joke about Al Quaeda and those "fucking Orientals" - by which they mean Syrians, Saudis, Egyptians, seemingly anywhere East of Morocco. Whats with all those beards one exclaims? If whiskers counted for anything, the cat would be King.

Absalaam, a friendly, unemployed literature graduate chats about Irish playwrights, Beckett and Godot. When I curiously ask how he spent his day, he snorts derisively. What is it that you see to do here?" he retorts. "I came here, drank tea, smoked some joints and killed time. That is all we have to do here. Waiting. In Morocco we are all waiting for Godot.

Rabat

Rabat does not delay me long. A stopover on the way South. The capital and administrative centre is a cosmopolitan city that - outside of the Medina - would not look out of place in Europe. In the evenings the nitespots are heaving, the girls wear the fashions of London or Rome, couples stroll the boulevards coyly holding hands. In short it is almost too familiar to draw me in. Mystery is thin on the ground but there is charm in abundance.

Marrakesh

As with Tangier, Marrakesh has somewhat of a reputation for hustlers, pick pockets and faux guides. And for those who arrive directly from the airport, the madness of the Dejamaa El Fna square can be a little overwhelming. But after a few days of acclimatisation, we veterans sit in the cafes ringing the square smiling at the bemused faces of the newbies. The bustle, the crowds, the smells, the sounds break on newcomers like giant waves. But measured against Tangier the hustlers here are positively lovely. Almost pleasant. Nowhere near as aggressive or persistent. You can almost hope that saying "La, shukran" (a roughly translated no, thank you) to every entreaty will suffice to ward them off.

Dejamaa is the huge central square where the desert nomads once descended to trade, to be entertained and to relax. Though still catering to visitors from the South, it is now an echo of its earlier self that largely caters to tourists - but also bewitches the locals. The crowds still bustle and are still routinely split by vehicles forcing a way through the throng. Cars, horses, mopeds, bicycles and donkeys all push, beep and brey through at their own relative top speeds. There are monkey tamers, fire breathers, acrobats and story tellers. One man sitting on a rug offers dentistry services for small fees. The tool of his trade is a pair of pliers. In jars at his feet are the soured molars that serve to evidence his proficiency. An art student purchases a couple of hundred of teeth from him for a project. There are also witch doctors from the South selling their snake oils and potions. Storytellers, dancers and musicians amuse and entertain the locals in Arabic and Berber. Tourists breeze past unable to understand the preachings and tales that so clearly dazzle the Marrakeshis.

The atmosphere is in stark contrast to the malevolent and risque air of Tangier, a frontier town where people, drugs and just about anything you're having yourself is smuggled in and out from the beaches to the mountains. Marrakesh has bags of vitality and a certain seeping resignation. A local proverb captures some of the Marrakeshi outlook: "The Dhiram is in the dog's arse and the dog has rabies. "

In the evenings the Dejamaa El Fna fills with the aroma of spices and barbequed meats. The food stalls pitch up lighting the dark sky into a blaze. Competition between the stalls is fierce. Prices are the same across the board - a three course meal costs less than €2.50. Quality varies and it pays take careful note of where the locals sit. But it is in persistence that the hawkers trade. Young men in white hats and coats draw the tourists to their foodstall, gently tugging at their sleeves, throwing out their tired pitches: "Better than Jamie Oliver", "Cheaper than Asda" , "Don't eat there, they serve dog". And just about anything can be eaten. Sheep´s brain has a creamy texture and a strong pungent aftertaste. Cow's lung is moist and squishy. Not to be repeated.

In the mornings a glass of orange juice, squeezed in front of you, costs 25c. But definitely ask for it "sans sucre". Moroccans are very fond of a drink with their sugar. Coffee is served with six or seven lumps of sugar and some will ask for more. The mint teas are laced with it. And it is considered a Western peculiarity not to heap the stuff into your OJ.

In the Hotel Ali, right on the Djemaa i share a dorm with nine other backpackers. There is so much through traffic they clearly have no idea, and couldn´t care less who is in the dorms. When i ask to check in for an extra nite the guy asks for €6 - which includes breakfast and a hot shower and excludes clean sheets and sufficient blankets. I ask if he doesn't need my dorm number and name to check it off in the register. He says not to worry about it. I ask for a receipt he replies not to worry about it. I dont. They keep sending people up to the dorms until somebody comes back and says that all the beds are taken. Then Hotel Ali is full.

And then it was on to the Sahara....

Friday, February 09, 2007

Gibraltar to Tangier

Gibraltar

Seeing as i was in the neighbourhood i couldn´t resist dipping over the border into Costa del Blighty for a gander at Europe´s capital of kitsch. Gib is a tidy sized theme park modelled on life back in dear old John Bull. A short walk from La Linea - a world of tapas, vino tinto and flamenco - is a netherworld of royal-red postboxes, bobbies on the beat, warm ale and stodgy pub grub. Yours for extortionate prices in Sterling that left my daily budget foundering on the Rock.

Once much fought over, the spats with Madrid are now verbal. Once upon a time however the Rock was under years long siege. Tunnels were dug into its bowels by the defending British army to allow the emplacement of canons overlooking the fortified positions of the besiegers. During the tunnelling process it was discovered that the Rock itself is in large part hollow - a giant mound of Swiss cheese hosting huge naturally formed caves. Steps and lighting permit wanderings deep inside the rock itself and there are impressive masses of stalactites and mites (Which is which? Well, my geography teacher used to say; lads, the tights come down and the mites go up.). Though Gib´s military significance has dwindled it is widely reported that various nefarious military actors continue to monitor the shipping traffic passing through the Straits from deep inside the Rock. The apes also monitor everything from atop and occasionally visit town to wreak havoc on powerlines and tasty rubbish bins.

Having had my fill of stodgy pub pies, Marks & Spencers and (most of) the inhabitant´s grim attachment to Blighty (and visceral distrust of anything emanating from Madrid) i headed back across the frontier. The only road in and out passes directly across the middle of the airport runway. Half a dozen times a day a plane lands on or takes off and all road and pedestrian traffic in and out comes to a halt. And as luck would have it, just as i arrived at the tarmac the barrier fell to allow a British Airways flight hurtle off over the sea, back to the motherland.

Tarifa

Tarifa was my final port of call in Spain. A chilled out surfers´paradise populated in large part by ex pats of various nationalities - typified by the blonde scraggy haired surfer types who lounge around town luxuriating in their languidness. Even at this time of year the walled old town is a pleasant place to stroll or sit out with a beer and some fresh fishy tapas. From the beachfront the minarets of Tangier can be seen glinting in the sun across the water.

The next morning i headed to the ferry terminal full of beans. A oneway ticket to Tangier came at a reasonable price for a trip to another continent - €35. The journey is short - one hour - and Moroccan immigration helpfully carries out the tiresome stamping of passports on board. On the way over i contemplated what lay ahead. I knew little of Morocco. In my mind it would be poorer than Spain, much poorer, but still relatively modern and urbanised. Tangier would have a cool charm that lingered from its days as a haven for the beat writers, artists and the hippies that followed them. Guide books and fellow travellers had warned of the hustlers, the scams, the pratfalls. But proper preparation is difficult to calibrate - being too concerned with the Dangers and Annoyances - to use Lonely Planet-speak - can create unnecessary separation from local people and culture. How to strike the balance i wondered as the door of the ferry unwound onto the quay.

Tangier

Tangier ferry terminal is large and it is nearly fifteen minutes walk from the ferry to the exit and the outside world. With my 15Kg backpack and a smaller day-bag slung from my shoulders i am balanced and mobile but not agile. I was about fifty yards from the ferry when my first friend approached. He had been on board my ferry, a fellow traveller and native of Tangier returning from Spain to visit family. He warmed me in grave terms about the hustlers and not to trust anyone. I hadn´t seen him on board. Was he a hustler or a friendly local? Before we reached the exit he disappeared, seemingly sidetracked by an acquaintance.

Immediately outside the terminal is a small square with shops and taxis whizzing by trailing little blue clouds of smelly smoke. Men were sitting, standing and leaning everywhere. Watching the new arrivals. Standing on your own, with a backpack on your back and looking for a taxi is to cover yourself in honey and walk naked past a bee hive. They descended. I had my prepared answers, my disinformation. Yes, i know where i am going. Thanks you, yes i have a hotel. Yep i know how to get there. You´re very kind but i dont need a guide to take me through the Medina. Tomorrow, yes i leave tomorrow. To go to Asilah. No i don´t need a drive. Yes i do have a hotel in Asilah. No i wouldn´t like a better one, but you are so very kind to offer.

I swatted away the swarm but some are clever, constantly mining for useful information. And indignation is available on tap as a weapon in the event of a failure to engage amiably. How do you pick the genuine welcomes from the guy who is keeping you distracted whilst his mate filches your wallet? And how much information do you give.

As i stumbled into the city from the ferry terminal in search of a bed i encountered Moustapha:

- Hola! Ca va? Welcome to Morocco. Hey... hey (louder), i am talking to you. (You dont get away that easily. You can´t ignore me entirely if i walk along side of you.)
- Hello (Here we go.)
- English?
- Irish. (Not English.)
- You speak English, yes? (I couldn´t give a stuff where you are from.)
- A little yes. (Perhaps i can pass as a Gaelgeoir who speaks only a little English.)
- What is your name?
- John
- Hi John, i´m Moustapha. Welcome to Morocco (Trust me, i am your friend.)
- Thank you. (Bugger off.)
- First time in Morocco? (Just how naive are you?)
- Yes. (Dammit, i wish i had read enough to pass myself off as a regular visitor.)
- You travel around Morocco for long? (Roughly, how much money are you carrying?)
- Just a few days. (Even i´m not answering that one.)
- You need directions? I can show you the way. (For a price.)
- No thanks, i´m fine. I know where i am going. (I am lost but I want you to disappear before whipping out the map.)
- You look for hotel? (You´re lost.)
- I have a hotel. (I dont have a hotel.)
- Which one? (You´re lying.)
- Chellah. (Fuck, think of any hotel named in the guide book).
- You go there now?
- Yes. (Fuck.)
- Come, I show you the way. (Gotcha.)
- No thats fine i´ll find it. (No you don´t.)
- But you are lost, let me show you. No charge. I just like to help people out. (This will cost you big time).
- Well, just point me in the right direction. (I am losing the will to fight you off.)
- Come, follow me (I know you have just come off the ferry, the sun is weighing down that enormous bag on your back and you do not have the energy to resist.)

And so the barnacle attached himself. At the hotel he asks for cash for guiding me. Even though he had said "no charge". I decide it will be simpler to give him a token amount to get rid. I proffer ten Dhiram (about €1).

-What is this? This is nothing. One Euro.
- You said there was no charge.
- And there is no charge. All i ask for is a souvenir. I give my time, i help you out.
- Dude, you took me to where i was already going.
- But you were lost and i showed you the way here. Thats worth something. Give me Dh100.
- No chance. It only took five minutes to get here.

I place another DH10 in his hands and tell him thats this is niusance money and i have now reached the limit of my generosity. He snorts derisively, and then says that tomorrow he will be my guide in the Medina. I tell him i have no need for a guide. A furtive glance over his shoulder and he leans towards me and offers me hashish - "the best in all Morocco. Zero-zero." With this he brings his bunched fingers to his lips and extravagantly kisses the air and whistles, his eyes arcing to the ceiling. I thank him and decline. Moustapha turns on a heel and says he will see me tomorrow. Now that he knows where i am staying i have little doubt but that i will indeed see him tomorrow. Dammit.

As i head up stairs to my room Moustapha is engaged in conversation in Arabic with the hotel manager, no doubt demanding a commission for delivering a customer to the hotel. It matters not that i was coming here anyway. I unpack in my room long enough to allow Moustapha to disappear. I then stroll up to the old Medina for a wander. The Medina - as with Fez and Marrakesh - is a crumbing maze of tiny alleyways and roads that are almost covered over. Every nook and cranny is home to humans or cats. Simply strolling through the alleys is a guaranteed way of getting lost. Maps become useless in narrow, unending claustrophobic maze. A compass would at least allow you to determine North from South. The spider webs of paths are too small and too numerous to be accurately reproduced on a useful map. Once lost, this will be evident to all the world and no shortage of men from boys to Grandads will offer to lead you around or away or to wherever you are headed. At one point i try to fend off the attentions of Moustapha II by telling him i am headed to the Petit Socco. You are lost he replied. I said i was not lost just wandering - you cant be lost if you are wandering. You are wandering to the Petit Socco and you are lost. Because this is the Petit Socco, you are standing in it now. Come, let me show you around....

The souks are full to bursting with carpets, shisha pipes, craft work, traditional clothes, food, spices, jewellery. The shopkeepers desperately entreat the foreigners into their stores. "Come, come, come i have best carpets. You want carpet, come in, we talk, you have mint tea. No pressure. It is all free. It is free, free to look. Cheaper than Asda." The sales are hard. Accepting the ubiquitous urgings of mint tea is to accept an invitation to be harrangued at length. "Which carpet is your favourite. No not to buy, just which one you like? To look at? Ok, ok i do you good deal on this carpet. Why you not want this carpet, it is good yes? The woman she work for three months to make this carpet. Berber carpet, from the mountains. Nowhere else in the world will you get carpet like this. If you not want to carry it we can send it home. You give us your address it is will be there before you. Maybe for your mother, your mother she like carpet? Your wife? Girlfriend? Sister maybe. Your neighbour, she will like carpet when you come home."
In the evening i return to the Hotel. I am leaving early in the morning so i withdraw to my room. Not long after sitting down and getting my bearings i become aware of a repititive clanking noise on the street outside my window. I pull back the curtains and look down from the fourth floor. On the footpath opposite the hotel a tall burly youth with long, curly dark hair and a black and orange leather jacket - not looking entirely unlike Michael Jackson in Thriller - is holding a five foot length of timber as thick as his grip. As people park or retrieve their cars he bangs the weapon menacingly and extracts a fee, presumably for his security services. His business goes on unhindered for about two hours before i fall asleep.

The next morning i check out early in order to catch a train to Aslih, a small fishing village South along the coast. As i leave the Hotel, Moustapha emerges from places unseen with a smile most people would reserve to express their feelings on winning the lotto. We exchange familiarities - he offers drugs, guidance services, carpets, drives and hotels and i offer a sufficient degree of fortitude to withstand him politely for five minutes. Then i bundle myself into a taxi to avoid having to humour him as i walk to the train station. Moustapha offers to accompany me in the cab. I tell the driver to move it. As Moustapha disappeared in the background i laughed at the sheer bloody theatre of it all, and i am certain that Moustapha laughed a little too as he scanned Hotel lobby for his next meal ticket.